Okay this picture is on here to catch everyones attention.... so hopefully it works... I know some can't see my web page pictures so I will give you some to amuse yourself with!!!! And if you are able to look at it the page is www.blonathart.piczo.com
8.28.2008
Just for you
Okay this picture is on here to catch everyones attention.... so hopefully it works... I know some can't see my web page pictures so I will give you some to amuse yourself with!!!! And if you are able to look at it the page is www.blonathart.piczo.com
8.26.2008
An update on my crazy life
I don't know if I ever mentioned it before but I have been Managing one of the Curves here in Chico (a gym for women) for almost two years when our owner... let's call him 'George' decided he had enough of hanging around snappy, needy, rude, stinky old women ;o) and made the wise choice to sell them. I was very sad with his decision because, no matter how many times he layed everything on his poor employees I still had some sort of 'boss love' for poor ol' Georgie. Okay so we had a new owner that took over August 1st, let's call her Frankinstine.... okay I will be nicer and name her 'Bertha' anyways she came in with her big ol' self, okay she wasn't fat but still... She came in and made a desicion that she didn't want me there anymore and decided to 'let me go' So that was on a Friday and I was crying all over myself thinking that I was goiong to be homless and sleep in my car but I wouldn't be able to drive it because of the price of gas and I would have to eat out of trash cans......... But God really does work miracles for those who belive and he certainly did work one out ofr me! So to continue my story, I was layed off on Friday and started working at Twin Oaks on Monday. If you followed along and noticed, I did not miss one day of work!
Sooooo... I am now working at Twin Oaks as a Medical Records Ass. and Erica VonBargen is my boss, I know, I know poor me... ha ;o) But I love my job, so far and enjoy working with Erica & Miss. Holden, I never thought I would be able to learn everything that needs done, and I still don't think I will..... so if it comes to it I can always cook in the kitchen!!!!! So I am now thinking God....... and Erica for my wonderful job and to Bertha... you are forgiven!
8.07.2008
'Hands Free'
8.05.2008
Six Flags
7.28.2008
NEW ATM MACHINE
I saw this on someone's blog and HAD to post it is so true in a lot of cases.... not mine of course!
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4.. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.7. Drive off.
*******************************FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!