NEW ATM MACHINE

I saw this on someone's blog and HAD to post it is so true in a lot of cases.... not mine of course!

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4.. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.7. Drive off.
*******************************FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

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Happy Belated Birthday

When we first started to attend Truth Tabernacle about 12 or so years ago the Pastors Family had three kids. The youngest was Alayna, then there was Gentry Paul that was afraid of Chuckie Cheese, then the oldest boy... Mr. Drew Morton. Before he even talked to me I couldn't stand him... But we soon became good friends and worst enemy's, I always tried to compete with him and always wanted to outdo him. It was always either Drew and I ganging up on poor Gent or Gent n me gangin up on him! He started to grow into a charming but somewhat bossy lil boy, who made slaves out of his lil buddies and went through a cute stage thinking that one day he would be a magician. He was quit the cutie in his younger days and every new girl that attended Truth Tabernacle received his undivided attention........ Yes, I can say now that I was very jealous over "ALL" of his crushes that he had. But we still somehow remained friends.
Over the years this cute little boy grew up into a... well I don't think I can say "handsome" but let's just say nice looking guy :0) He is still a wonderful friend, even through all the years that we disagreed and fought over main parts in plays and always wanted to do the solos Ha Ha.
Drew Morton, I can honestly say that you are a "true friend" I will always cherish our special friendship. You made my younger days interesting and fun, when you weren't my enemy you were my best friend! Thank you for all the laughs throughout the years and the more to come
Love ya

Ignite Service

This past Friday night we had an Ignite service with Bro Tim Torres from Modesto. God really used him to speak to Truth Church and I am excited to say that all of Inner G had a major touch from God!

Please everyone be sure to check out http://www.innergyouth.org/ for upcoming activities and special events! Below are a the few pictures that I could get from the service and afterwards click on the link to see more http://blonathart.piczo.com/ignite?preview=y&sl=0&st=9203&cr=1

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME"

July 4th 1989

I am now boring ol' 19 years old! If you really think about it there are exciting numbers and boring numbers, for example when you turn 12 your in the youth group, when your 16, you get to drive and ♥date♥ (but in my case 17 was a wonderful number), when you turn 18 you graduate and so on... In between all those wonderful ages are boring ages and that is where I am at now!
My wonderful Aunt & Uncle had a lil B~Day Bash for me at their house and (as always with INRG involved) it was crazy fun! There are some pictures below of the crazy night...

<< The ones that would cooperate and gather for a picture!






Poor thing, I think she left without taking her medication. We had to watch her all night >>>





<<< One very good lesson was learned... Never give the Morton kidz chocolate cake

Lyz thought it was activity time at Twin Oaks and was applying foundation (also known as chocolate cake frosting) >>>

To see more pictures from that night click below

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Growing Up

sadly to say this is not my lil place
Oh how I wish the ceiling was that high

As a lot of you may already know, I moved from my cozy home out on my own! Well not really on my own, I have moved in with my brother Gabe and that has been quite the experience!!! I really love living independently, but life is now showing me how hard it is at times. You know with bills and all! Gabe has been a really good roommate (even if I have to remind him four times to do something before he actually does it) But he is getting better, and I do hope to have him up and ready to date real soon!!! He has finally gotten used to having more than one set of silver wear and something other than a drum stole for furniture!!! It is taking a lot of time but it is getting to look like someone does live there! I am on a kick now of shopping and decorating the place, when I first moved in I had no idea what do in every room, I just kinda bought lil things and threw it wherever. I only had to decorate my room in the past and now I have four different rooms to do something in. It was kinda overwhelming at first, but now things are coming to me more and more. Ha ha, I bring something home and Gabe is like "now whats that for" but I am keeping in mind that I am living with a guy so not everything is pink and brown! I wanted to do the kitchen in bright colors, you know yellow, hot pink, lime green, etc. just so it would be easy to buy things for and Gabe was like "why those colors" I could tell he wasn't to pleased with idea, and I am still trying to figure out what to do in there! So I will keep you posted on what I decide to do, and if it is cute enough show the end results!

My First Blog

Hey all! I am finally catching up to speed with my own lil blog. I'm not even sure where to begin, but I will try my hardest to have something for you all to keep busy with. Don't forget to take a look at my web page also located at www.blonathart.piczo.com